Never Have I Coffee’d

I think I’m a little too old to be saying this, but I’ve never had coffee before. Even through college I’ve never really had the urge to try it, but now that I’m in the world of adults and working and all that fun stuff I figure it’s something I need to learn. So, that being said, I don’t know where to begin. From what I can tell, coffee is a lot more complex than most other drinks. Something I have to prepare beforehand? What craziness is this?

I figure with my tax return coming in soon, now is a great time to consider how I’m going to go about coffee drinking. What would all of you suggest?